Friday, 20 May 2011

THE LIKE !!!

After a long gap here comes anoda post from The Anti Social :)
So yeaa dis post is dedicated to the ppl who luse facebook nd like der own status messages, comments etc, cause dese extreme facebook users do dis not for fun or out of intention, it jus happens naturally

For example take a person X, he posts “awesome show by justin beiber” nd afta a second yu  see he himself likes it, so dis post is dedicated to such ppl :)
So wat do I basically discuss(not discuss discuss but my observation ;)) y do dese ppl do wat dey do, nd how dey do nd y its not healthy to do da do dat dey do
So yea if we speak why dese ppl do dis, there can be numerous reasons for it, like ma previous post here too we’ll do some point wise analysis :)
  •  No real frnds who can actually like der posts, see dis happens, ppl who do dis are hungry for likes, nd dey feel havin numerous likes on facebook makes dem cool, so if dey like der post ppl will chk it out nd tend to like da post too, thus creating curiosity amongst der fb frnds :)
  • Da oder reason can be if da person is at da nth stage of self obsession, YES its true, I have couple of frnds who are self obsessed nd like der comments, status updates etc etc cause dey r self obsessed, dey just like wateva dey do :)
  • Some do it cause dey r new to facebook or don’t understand facebook, it’s a rarity but still a potential possibility
  • It can even happen if da person is socially not accepted or timid, a geek, a nerd, a jonas brother fan or a justin beiber fan etc, yu know dese ppl r really unpredictable
  • Some ppl do it cause dey feel its cool
After like reasoning da like yo like thingy lets move on to da next point of discussion y its not healthy to do so
Generally liking our own status can be compared to an example I’m giving below
Its like playing a prank on yourself, just too fool yourself nd den laughing real bad cause yu just fooled yoself nd feeling bad cause yu just played a prank on yoself nd fooled yoself nd even laughed on yoself, nd den later on giving a hi-5 to yoself to compromise da situation, though it sounds lame ppl who do dis don know dat wat I wrote is true, most of yu who read dis will actually agree wid me :)
So yeaa I am open to comments nd compliments plzz don forget to comment after havin read dis post

THE ANTI SOCIAL
Kartik Aysola

Sunday, 1 May 2011

The Wannabe !!



Recently I was surfing thru some blogs, found many good ones which were informative, found some shitty ones too, but da ones dat I found mostly were written by Wannabe Bloggers

Wannabe bloggers !!!, yeaa da wannabe word has attacked da blogging arena too, how to identify if a blogger’s a wannabe, needs a lot of patience, dedication, strong will, an urge to find dem, an immensely strong lion-heart and lust for weird things

So dese things drove me in searching such blogs, actually dese above qualities made me read blogs onli for da sake of finding such bloggers
I will not mention the blogs which I found cause dey may cause utter dementia to da ppl who manage dem, but yea I can help ma readers (again da same feeling :P) get to know who is a wannabe and who is not
  •  The blog which he writes will contain more pictures or links den text, dis is onli da 1st basis of being a wannabe
  •  He’ll try using GRE words wid grammatical errors like “ The Ramshackle is broked by the kings of thy golden sintilating dynasty”, if hez into periodic story writing, I have seen a blogger who writes in old english, all he does is after every two words he either uses a thy, thou, shalt, wilt nd wat not,
  • He’ll post his best pic as his display pic( mostly which he considers is his best) like him wearing his frnds shades, or he showing off his new watch etc etc
  • His about me will have killer taglines like “cool dude with a hott attitude”, “too hot to handle”, “born from hell” etc..
  •  His email id will read something like “name_justforu”, “name_tempted”, “name.daydreamer”, “cooldudename” etc
  •  He mostly uses very KEWL language, his vocab mostly consists of, hotttttt, kewllll, dudeeeeeee, wickeddd!!!!, awefulllll, he’ll probably stress da last letter of most f da words
These are just a few identification qualities of a wannabe
If yu think dis makes ROTF, der’s a new breed which has recently turned up, da wannabe wannabe’s ;)
Since we all are surviving dis, m sure we’ll survive 2012, God save humanity

THE ANTI SOCIAL
Kartik Aysola

Thursday, 28 April 2011

THE ANTI SOCIAL


Blogging after a long time is actually very great, especially after like 2 years, when you know that things you did before counts for shit now, especially when you were just tryin to fidget with this “oh so cool” blogger.com thingy, but sooner or later you still realize that 2 years is not a huge gap where things can change drastically and you still are an amateur blogger

So yea y wateva I wrote above was actually written ??

Any guesses??

Yo not getting a treat fr guessin things right(:P), but still it does save yo tym from going thru the whole blog
Ohk if anybody guesses anything do kindly comment, cause you know its been long and for starters I had to make a post for my new blog “THE ANTI SOCIAL”, so had a starting problem so yea put wateva I jus randomly thot at that moment

So basically this 1st post of mine is to tell all da readers(all da humble audience that can be counted on fingers as of now, but still hyping as if I get 1000 clicks a day :P), y ANTI SOCIAL?? so yea like if I post on facebook or some other SOCIAL networking site, inorder to publicize ma blog B-), you will have this small doubt in you rit, like wats this guy upto now, so yeaa coming back to da point y ANTI SOCIAL ??

The whole idea of having a blog named antisocial is one selfish reason, to put forth my unrealistic, awkward, unconventional, idiotic, silly, horny, blah, blah ….. thots about the “Oh so straight things” as the “Oh fukh!! How could this be straight things”

So yeaa this blog deals with da transition your mind takes from very normal to very anti-social, I mean basically things are always plain and normal, so y not have a blog where you can think hatke about the most normalest thing!!!

This is more of a descriptive post which is meant solely for a very informative purpose rather then entertainin ppl, such posts will turn up as the blog and da bloggers mind unfolds !!

Till den keep waitin and do watch out fr this space!!
THE ANTI SOCIAL ( giving THE HINDU type feelings)
Kartik Aysola