Monday, 20 April 2015

I take offence.


Advertising will always remain a very powerful tool for a person who has a solution to the problems of the world. Or rather if a person has a solution for one of the problems of the world, Advertising is a boon. In any other case it's a bane, a pain in the rear.
When I was a kid there was a plethora of advertisements that made sense because they discussed the USP's of the product apart from their quirky one-liners and funny jingles. It was easy to understand a product and know why precisely it was to be used. Check Nirma, Vicco, Bajaj etc.. for example. 

But in today's day the ads do not make sense at all. They are interested in sensationalizing the concept of owning a product. Nobody is interested or even knows the uses of the product anymore. I'd be harsh to say that nothing good is happening, but then like Dettol or lifebouy puts it, 99.99% of the ads are stupid. 
I could give examples of Ads that hit the television that deal with cosmetics- Fair n Lovely, Olay, Fair n Handsome, Axe, Wild stone, Lux, Fiama di Wills; automobiles- karizma, pulsar and the other 100 and 125 cc models; telecom providers- Idea, Docomo, Airtel; insurance provides; bankers; Soft drinks- Mountain Dew, Thumbs up; etc.. these all bull shit our  minds into owning these just for the heck of it.
Recently I saw Ultratech cement's new ad, they show beautiful models who were scantily clad as the masons of a building, now this ad actually gave me an existential crisis. Then there is IIN that tends to piss me off every time I watch any of its ads. I understand it helps people to use the internet, but at what cost? Isn't it too much, to claim to own the internet? How can someone put their name against the free services provided by the internet. I'm shocked why people in power aren't even reacting to this ad, cause its a mass deceit, they are cheating on a very higher order. Then there are these fairness ads that claim an Indian fairness cream won the competition as the world's best fairness cream, it helps you become two tones fairer. What kind of a joke is this? And literally how much is two tones fairer? Are we bound to use a fairness meter they provide to gain approval of ourselves? And then there are these tooth paste and detergent ads which arrive with scientists, they come with numbers, '9 out of 10 dentists recommend Oral-B', for someone who has an intermediate knowledge of mathematics, would know that this statistic is useless if the sample set is unknown, what if Oral-B paid and asked only 10 dentists and came to this conclusion. 
Truth is, ads reflect the IQ of the country. A dumb nation requires dumb ads because ads that make sense are hardly understandable, or maybe a few very over smart people with bloated ego assume that the nation is dumb and provide us with this crap of a behemoth. This false assumption has lead to a population of dumb consumers, yes like America. We have finally become America, I had to travel all the way to tosh to find a few Indians who live the Indian way. Rest all of us live in an all American shopping mall. Where we decide on which restaurant will provide us better food just by looking at the LEDs that lights it's name. And who is responsible? Indeed us, we never spoke out.

For me, I consider these ads to be offensive to my sparse intellect. And I'm offended even more because I am amidst a legion of fellow consumers. And because of my fellow consumers I am subjected to non-sense(just because it's in!) I don't want. We as a generation will have at least a few ads on TV that did their job well, but my worry is about the next coming one. I've seen a pattern with kids, of age 1-6, they love advertisements more than the shows that are run on the television. Imagine these kids absorbing in all the stupid, sensationalized info that is passed through the ad. He/ she will be the next generation consumer who has been dumbed down to such a level that he wouldn't stop and rationally think if the product is actually useful or not.

A new wave of advertising is required, for all mediums, above sensationalism and encouraging fake pride in ownership of a product. Advertising that'll make you think. Advertising that'll actually solve problems of the world. Things we ignore today will surely be problems of tomorrow, and with such ads our future is bleak.

The Hi (Yantisocial v2.0)


This happens too often that I write when I have this heap of ideas around me, in my head and stop because I somehow lose the ability join the dots back. Maybe I've taken too long to write. To gap this length of time which was anything but brief I had to do the most obvious, start another blog, pretend I've been writing for long etc. But now I think the whole idea of having a new blog with so many good names already taken away, I come back to this blogspot which I started a few years ago. This blog came when "Do not feed the trolls"wasn't just an expression, but reality. I was one of those trolls , and the expression was right against me too.

This blog has traces of that angst and its expression of my troll-days. But now I want to continue using this space for maybe a few more blog posts until I vanish again.

After reading my previous blogs, I've come to a conclusion that I'd speak in the language of humans and not trolls. Please allow my second coming, as I will make sure that my sarcasm and sense of humor will put you in a very uncomfortable place as usual, but with better language.

The yantisocial is back, with much more angst and fury.