The Wannabe !!

Recently I was surfing thru some blogs, found many good ones which were informative, found some shitty ones too, but da ones dat I found mostly were written by Wannabe Bloggers

Wannabe bloggers !!!, yeaa da wannabe word has attacked da blogging arena too, how to identify if a blogger’s a wannabe, needs a lot of patience, dedication, strong will, an urge to find dem, an immensely strong lion-heart and lust for weird things

So dese things drove me in searching such blogs, actually dese above qualities made me read blogs onli for da sake of finding such bloggers

I will not mention the blogs which I found cause dey may cause utter dementia to da ppl who manage dem, but yea I can help ma readers (again da same feeling :P) get to know who is a wannabe and who is not

•  The blog which he writes will contain more pictures or links den text, dis is onli da 1^st basis of being a wannabe

•  He’ll try using GRE words wid grammatical errors like “ The Ramshackle is broked by the kings of thy golden sintilating dynasty”, if hez into periodic story writing, I have seen a blogger who writes in old english, all he does is after every two words he either uses a thy, thou, shalt, wilt nd wat not,
• He’ll post his best pic as his display pic( mostly which he considers is his best) like him wearing his frnds shades, or he showing off his new watch etc etc
• His about me will have killer taglines like “cool dude with a hott attitude”, “too hot to handle”, “born from hell” etc..
•  His email id will read something like “name_justforu”, “name_tempted”, “name.daydreamer”, “cooldudename” etc
•  He mostly uses very KEWL language, his vocab mostly consists of, hotttttt, kewllll, dudeeeeeee, wickeddd!!!!, awefulllll, he’ll probably stress da last letter of most f da words

These are just a few identification qualities of a wannabe

If yu think dis makes ROTF, der’s a new breed which has recently turned up, da wannabe wannabe’s ;)

Since we all are surviving dis, m sure we’ll survive 2012, God save humanity

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Kartik Aysola